I'm lost and stupid without you.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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