somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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