Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Houston, we have a squirter
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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