I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
my liver is dry heaving
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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