i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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