Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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