the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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