Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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