your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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