the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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