I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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