hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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