there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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