fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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