haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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