i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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