We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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