Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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