the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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