I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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