At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Randomize