If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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