Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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