I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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