so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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