Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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