i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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