I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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