Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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