That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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