so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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