We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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