oh god the rape fog is back!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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