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If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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