No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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