Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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