Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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