Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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