a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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