I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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