Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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