After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I look better un-naked...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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