he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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