It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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