I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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