i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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