what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We got so high we made milksteak
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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