at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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