508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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