well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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