He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Mom said you looked used
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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