so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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