Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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