Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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